Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen is a Canadian ski legend. Born in Norway a long time ago, he emigrated to the United States, and eventually settled north of the border. He was a phenomenal skier - by some accounts he was able to ski the entire length of Canada, on just a king can of Labatts and one of those leaf-shaped maple candies, in less than a day. IN JULY.
In later years Jackrabbit lent his name to a two-flavour kick wax line that worked in almost all conditions - including that pesky range around 0C. As a result, undercover agents from the major ski wax brands of the time, who saw a threat to their goal of squeezing even more rent out of nordic skiers with niche products such as "extra special gold klister-vax", KIDNAPPED poor Herman and TORTURED him by making him watch soccer non-stop for 24 hours. The ruse failed, and Johannsen lived to the ripe old age of two-hundred-and-fifty-something.
Only part of the above is true, but the wax we're selling is for real! The dry/red product *may* have been used a tad but you can hardly tell - we factored that into our lowLowLOW price. But are you really going to use it? This stuff smells AWESOME.
